Bristol Palin talks about same sex marriage

Bristol Palin, shown with her son, without his father

Patheos – While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads.  In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.  Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

This same-sex marriage debate is all the rage right now, and apparently everyone needs to get their opinion in, even if it makes them sound stupid in the process.  Bristol Palin, the daughter of Sarah Palin, and loser on “Dancing With The Nobodies”, posted today about how President Obama changed his view on same-sex marriage.

She goes on to preach about how kids need a mother and father home, and how fathers shape their children’s world views. Not only is the statement completely false, but the irony is she is a single mother who bought a house in Arizona while Levi (her baby daddy) lives in Alaska.  What’s more incredible is that people will read her blog and not realize the hypocrisy of her and take her vague opinion as fact.

Science Daily – “The census data show that having parents who are the same gender is not in itself any disadvantage to children,” he said. “Parents’ income and education are the biggest indicators of a child’s success. Family structure is a minor determinant.”

I can dig up quotes all day from people who actually study this stuff opposed to someone who is famous because her mother is a super conservative pawn used in a political game to attract both right wingers and females. The fact is, based on the studies, saying kids grow up better in mother/father homes is about as arbitrary and random as saying they grow up better as a brunette, or if their name is Bristol, or if they grow up the daughter of a governor.  While the last one tends to put a child in a better position in life, Bristol Palin is clearly trying to prove even born with a silver spoon doesn’t prevent one from being ignorant.

miley cyrus side boobMiley Cyrus has been saying various things recent about how she hates being followed by the paparazzi, blah blah. Typical celebrity complainer talk.  Yet, whenever she goes out, it’s like she’s begging for the paparazzi to follow her and try to grab shots.  She’ll either show her bra, not wear a bra, or not wear panties while wearing a skirt (and lifting her leg very high while getting into her car).  I don’t have an image of the last one because I don’t feel like hearing from lawyers, but google is your friend if you want it.

So what’s the deal?  Is she just being a bratty celeb who is fading but trying not to fade by wearing these outfits in order to stay relevant?  Didn’t Britney Spears go through the same phase with the upskirts, braless wonders, complaining about attention, and then going nuts and shaving her head?   Seeing as Miley has already completed almost all of that listed, I guess there is one more thing to do….

Your move, Miley.



kim kardashian in a blonde wigThe surprising celebrity feud of the week between Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian continued as Kim donned a super ugly wig that made her look worse than Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, while tweeting a reply to him.

First, this was Jon Hamm’s comment…

Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly

And he’s absolutely right. Let’s face it, in the past 10 or so years, we’ve seen an enormous amount of people getting rewarded for pretty much doing absolutely nothing.  Releasing sex tapes, appearing on reality shows, or talking like a lunatic to anyone who will listen.  Kim Kardashian is only famous because of her sex tape, period.  That turned her from “Paris Hilton’s brunette friend” to “The girl with the big ass in the sex tape”.  Because of her new fame, her family got a reality show which allowed her mother to manage each kid like a puppet on strings while skyrocketing their success.

Naturally, Kim Kardashian doesn’t see it that way.  Her reply to twitter:

I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, “stupid,” is in my opinion careless

Congrats Kim, you proved him right. All your successes in life are a result of you being on a sex tape and a reality show.

Do us a favor, create a new business under a completely anonymous identity.  Do not use your TV show or twitter account to promote it, do not make appearances, do not use your super high priced advisers guiding you on every step, and have 0 public connection to the business.  When it succeeds, you can post that twitter message again and maybe you won’t look like an idiot.


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miley cyrus smokingBecause nothing says “I’m a pure bad ass” thank walking through a parking lot in a tank top while smoking your camels.

Miley Cyrus doesn’t really have to worry about the smoking having an impact on her career.  She’s terrible at pretty much everything she does, especially singing, so even if smoking does impact her voice a little, it’s nothing a little auto-tune won’t cure.

I swear Miley Cyrus is just an experiment by Hollywood to see if they can take someone with absolutely 0 talent, but has a one-hit wonder parent and keep them famous. Every time she’s in a tabloid, one executive probably has to pay another one $1.  Pay up, because here she is, again!

taylor swift and tim tebow

CelebBuzz – Looks like things may be heating up for Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow! As Celebuzz was first to report, the duo looked quite flirty Friday night at WME’s pre-Oscars bash.

“They were together for almost an hour,” our insider told us. “She approached Tim and he looked more than happy to be talking with her.”

Now that one annoying relationship appears to have died down, another one is about to spring up.  The worlds most annoying NFL player chatted with the worlds most annoying singer at some sort of dinner date that was likely comparable to something you went on, when you were 12.  I’m sure there was plenty of hand holding as Taylor Swift sized up Tim Tebow to see if he’s song-worthy, while he looked her over as someone he can pretend he’s not having sex with.

If these two actually do hook up, I literally may have to go on a media boycott because I won’t have a choice.  I’ll be dry heaving over and over until they break up and he’s in her next song.

This has to be the most depressing photo I’ve seen all year.  And that includes seeing photos of dogs with no face scrolling by my facebook timeline. Rocky and Terminator looking old as hell in the hospital together getting ready for their surgeries.  Am I really that old?  First I see Home Alone looking like Dennis Leary, and now this shit.  It seems like yesterday I remember the line “Remember when I said I’d kill you last?  I lied!”

Maybe I should just put myself on ice now and hope I can slow the aging process.  What’s next, are you going to tell me Chevy Chase has white hair and looks about 80?


What the hell happened to home alone kid?  Macaulay Culkin was on top of the world when I was still playing with Transformers, probably hooking up with girls like Punky Brewster, the girl from “My Girl”, Kelly Kapowski and any other girl he wanted in the 80’s.  He then grew up a bit weird looking, but still ended up getting married and also dating Mila Kunis for a few years.

I mean the guy had quite a few breaks in his life, but now he’s walking around TV looking like Dennis Leary’s crackhead older brother.  Get it together Kevin McCallister!  You fought off the same set of robbers a few times, got stung by a bunch of bees and tried to kill your cousin.

If your old self saw how you looked now, I think you could only imagine his reaction…